Proof that the human race is doomed?

Question

I received an email on labels on consumer goods and it made me chuckle...hope you all like it! {star if you smiled!}

> On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and
that's the only
> time I have to work on my hair).
>
> On a bag of Fritos: . You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary.
> details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
>
> On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular
soap." (and that
> would be how???....)
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:
Defrost." (but,
> it's "just" a suggestion).
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do
not turn upside
> down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot
after heating."
> (...and you thought????...)
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes
on body." (but
> wouldn't this save me more time?)

> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car
or operate
> machinery after taking this medication." (We could do
a lot to reduce
> the rate of construction accidents if we could just
get those
> 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm
> taking this because???....)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what?)
>
> On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the
other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
>
> On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk
about a news
> flash)
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
Open packet,
> eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
> On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
garment does not
> enable you to fly."
>
> On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals."

Answer 1

Funny!

You got a star!!! : )

Answer 2

I observed the sweedish chainsaw one earlier. And the saddest hing is, they do no longer positioned those labels on products except some one has completed it. do you be responsive to any guy that would attempt and quit a blade together with his junck? Boys how does that make you experience?

Answer 3

I'd wondered what that Swedish instruction on my Husqvarna chain saw meant.

Now I know. Good thing someone had it translated.

Answer 4

The human race is indeed doomed. The bible clearly warns us that if we do not serve the true god Jesus Christ, then we automatically by default serve satan. Everyone is a sinner and needs to be saved. But god gave us a god-given free will that nobody will take from us - the will to choose life or death. the true god of the bible tells us to repent. repent of your sins and follow my ways that leads to everlasting life, Jesus tells us, or continue to serve this world under the devil's rule that leads to everlasting death and regret.

God in all his mercy, compassion, love, forgiveness, and goodness asks "I put life or death in front of you. what do you choose?"

Truly, the choice is ours. but you'd be amazed at how many people choose death!

Answer 5

wow! i'm really glad you posted this.....i was just getting ready to take a nap while blowdrying my hair and stoppng a chainsaw with my genitals. then i was going to use my food processor the other way.....thank you...you saved my life!

Answer 6

i smiled only like 5 times but here you go, a star

Answer 7

LMAOO THATS SOO FUNNYY!!!
Here's a star =)

Answer 8

oh man thats funny.. lol heres a star

Answer 9

... ha... how does this prove that the world is doomed?

Answer 10

why did you copy / paste this one from yesterday.
copy / paste boy