2007-06-23 08:29:28 · 26 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not twelve, I'm fourteen.
2007-06-23 08:34:23 · update #1
You are not awesome.
G-d is Awesome.
Everything good that you are and that you do is credited to he.
The first step to a spiritual journey is humility. Then you will see what the word "Awesome" really means.
2007-06-23 08:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by John W 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Your parents lie to you alot. Build you up and make you feel all fuzzy inside. That's until you start high school and someone drills you in the face for being different and then you'll ask God why am I so awesome? Oh yeah I'm not. But I do have a bloody nose. Thank you God!"
2007-06-23 15:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you were half as awesome as you say, you wouldn't feel the need to inflate your ego by asking the same question a dozen times.
2007-06-23 15:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are but one human in a world of about 6 billion. It is not that you are great, it is that there are 5,999,999,999 other humans to compete with. It is your inflated ego and conceitedness that allows you to think that.
2007-06-23 15:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just because the other inmates tell you that you have a sexy mouth doesn't make you awesome.
2007-06-23 15:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was unaware of the correlation between the existence of god and the level of your awesomeness (or lack thereof on both accounts...).
2007-06-23 15:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You got me stumped there dude! I am not sure God exists, but there can be absolutely no doubt in the fact that you are awesome. If anyone disagrees, they are gay.
2007-06-23 15:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i already answered this same question a couple weeks ago.. you're awesome because you have a 70s style hair cut.
2007-06-23 15:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by lins 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
David, Twelve year olds should not display that level of conceit.
2007-06-23 15:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are a marvelous creation of Almighty God!
2007-06-23 15:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋