A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her."I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."----------------------
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head that was going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The red-head asked her "Why are you carrying a fridge with you?" The brunette replies "To keep all of our food in." The red-head is carrying a shotgun with her. The brunette asks "Why do you have that shotgun?" The red-head says "Just in case we run out of food, we can kill something to eat." The blonde is carrying their car door with her. They both ask the blonde "Why are you carrying our car door?" The blonde says "Just in case it gets too hot, I can roll the window down."
2007-06-23 08:04:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
2007-06-23 08:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a dead blond in a closet?
The 1985 Hide and Seek Champion!
2007-06-23 08:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Wendi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second joke better. Heres a star!
2007-06-23 08:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by A.J. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is hilarious! You gotta love blonde jokes!
2007-06-23 08:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars for both!
2007-06-23 08:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 funnies for the price of one
very good
2007-06-23 08:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
5 stars goes to the first joke
*****
4 stars goes to the second joke
****
2007-06-23 08:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by Holly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg hahahahaha! I like the second one! haha
2007-06-23 08:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very catchy! B ut I still think they are man jokes. Still, LOL
2007-06-23 08:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by Bumble Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was ok. the second one sounds like a dumb blonde wrote it. not funny at all. just plain dumb.
2007-06-23 08:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
but the second one is getting old
2007-06-23 11:22:21 · answer #11 · answered by troublemaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋