This is probably one of my most sophisticated jokes in my 18 months of yahoo answers, and the target audience is probably only 6 or 7 people who would recognize someone who would add details to a question and the fact its my 94th yahoo answers account.
2007-06-23 06:21:42 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry. I just had to laugh at Markyyy's answer. LMAO
2007-06-23 07:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Anytime anyone eat spaghetti, it is considered an act of holy purity to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-06-23 06:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
enable us to additionally thank the Almighty FSM for lasagna and Mac & Cheese, without which my 4 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous ought to on no account proceed to exist. compliment the marinara, alfredo, and cheesy sauces of his goodness. I drool at his altar. I starvation for his tastiness. RAmen!
2016-10-18 11:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by finkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, here is the words from the holy book of the FSM
"Anyone who partakes of my pasta and also eats of my sauce has eternal noodliness. For my sauce is real food, and my noodles are real delicacy."
(Alfredo 3:4-7)
2007-06-23 06:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by theatheistpaladin 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No child, eating pasta and sauce is partaking in the blood and body of the FSM and honoring him with every mouthful.
Blessed be the Great FSM!
LOL ;)
2007-06-23 06:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Athiests do not believe in the FSM, a diety of just as much validity as any other proposed.
2007-06-23 06:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by whois1957 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to know if a Christian is violating the first commandment if he loves to eat spaghetti
2007-06-23 06:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, is this one of your more sophisticated jokes. It is good that I have missed the others.
2007-06-23 06:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Target audiences - damn girl, you remind of my marketing classes in the MBA program.
2007-06-23 06:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are Catholics hypocrites when they digest the body of Christ during the Eucharist?
2007-06-23 06:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋