As I state here http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkWeVepF8B7no6vAW1CwJ7Dsy6IX?qid=20070622160626AACu9r8 - my washer blew up yesterday. Big clouds of black smoke. Who knew a washer could do this!
A repairman comes Monday at 10. Here's where you come in. Can you say a prayer that my washer is healed? That he finds nothing wrong and it works fine. This happens all the time with your car, why not my washer? If this happens - I promise to stop saying anything about Christians on here AND I will go to church and bring my kids, every day for a year.
It's really quite a deal. Lots to gain and nothing to lose for the believers. So - what do you say? (Other than find reasons why Jesus won't heal washers) Take a shot and pray for healing!
2007-06-23 06:13:29 · 11 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sigh. Okay, LJ, anything for you.
(deep breath)
To Whatever Gods There Be:
LJ needs a new washer. You know what to do (presumably) so you don't need the details from me. The Y!A R&S crowd would really appreciate any assistance you can provide. Some of us would also be pretty damn impressed, but again, you already knew that, right?
Signed,
weemaryanne
2007-06-23 06:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm well I can say a prayer but usually with my car I find begging and then cussing and kicking works better. You have to threaten your washer with something like "GD if you don't work I am taking your effing a-s-s to the GD dump" then you kick it 12 times. About the time your foot begins to swell from the hard blows and you have a substantial dent in the side it should start to work.
2007-06-23 06:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better to image exactly what you Do want to have happen, after you have looked at all the undesirable possibilities. Stay focused on that, construct the scenario in your mind - what you want the repair man to say. Keep it within the realm of what seems doable to your mind, and this could effect the outcome. Every time your worries and fears leap into your head, acknowledge them and then shift back to holding focus on what you do want. If you can. conjure up how it would feel to you to have him say it's all good-
emotions are what enliven events into being, so to add the ones you want adds juice to what you are going for.
I was told that the only difference between regular folks and masters is their ability to live in their place of preference all the time - so it seems like a worthwhile pursuit to me.
Good luck to you!!! : )
2007-06-23 06:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by cosmicshaktifire? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am sorry about your washer!!
i hope everything works out -- AND i won't even hold you to the deal and i will say a special prayer for you!!
2007-06-24 08:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this Woman of GOD.
She had no husband, but Loved GOD.
GOD said HE would be your Husband, Wife, Uncle, Brother, Sister so on.
This womans drain stopped up. She called out on GOD saying, Lord, the Drain needs unclogging! Pooofff!!!
Unclogged Drain!!
Hahaha, had to believe isn't it?
Then there was this Evangelist who had this old car, and it kept on going and going and Never Broke Down!!
His Neighbor said "I want to buy that car from you" and the Evangelist said, " you really don't want it!".
But, he kept on and on asking to buy it, SO the Evangelist sold it to him.
Next few days, eveything broke down on that car!!
The guy who bought it from the Evangelist, DID NO KNOW how to Walk in Faith and PRAY over that car EveryDay to keep it going.
Yes, I Prayed over the Tires of my car not to Wear Out. (I prayed over the Treads).
The Treads didn't wear out, the tires wore out on the Sides of the Tires.
Gotta be Accurate when you Pray, sure helps out alot!!
Ditto................
2007-06-23 08:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hon, I don't think it works that way...but I'll pray for your washer none the less.....okay, does it work now? Do you agree prayer doesn't work that way? LOL
2007-06-23 06:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will pray to Jesus but don't get your hopes up. I'll pray that whatever is wrong is not gonna be expensive to fix! How's that?
2007-06-23 06:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pascals wager is most useful argument with a person who is an existentialist which was the type of person he was using it with.
2007-06-23 06:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by David F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say Lord's Prayer. It is quite powerful when you really think of it.
2007-06-23 06:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh. I'll send some bad vibes, just in case.
2007-06-23 08:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by NaturalBornKieler 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋