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Have you seen the website, "Way of the Pasta"?
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2007-06-23 04:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Die hard fundamentalism. EVERY SINGLE TIME the subject of religion is discussed, you must INSIST that the gospel of the FSM gets equal treatment with other belief. Other wise we are being oppresed. You must insist that theFSM is the true creator. Through him we attain strippers and a beer volcano.

If you displease the FSM with your lack of conviction, you will dwell forever in spagetti hell, where the strippers are ugly and the beer is usually flat.

2007-06-23 12:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What's the flying spaghetti monster?

2007-06-23 10:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by David L 1 · 1 1

I'm surprised nobody raised these powerful arguments :

- pastafarianism's holidays (each friday!)

- a heaven filled with beer volcanoes and stripper factories at the end of your life

- the only religion supported by hard science.

- talking and dressing up as pirates to help fight global warming (because, as we all know, pirates are cool!!)

Arrrr !!
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2007-06-23 11:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by par1138 • FCD 4 · 3 0

Ask the Invisible Pink Unicorn to help spread the word!

2007-06-23 10:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2 1

This is the greatest question ever.

Travel to foreign third-world countries and teach them about the FSM. They will see the light? lol

No, just kidding. Digg it. Stumble upon it. Ask questions in Yahoo! Answers! :D

(P.S. Do you have a link you can provide to any sites re: FSM?)

2007-06-23 10:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Scarlet 2 · 2 1

How about hosting a pasta dinner.

If there would be some spicy Italian sausage I'd go.

2007-06-23 11:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by wise1 5 · 2 0

Cautiously!

2007-06-23 10:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Champion of Knowledge 7 · 1 0

I think it is doing well already, via the internet and publicity in all manner of media. Pastafarianism must be one of the fastest growing "religions", along with Jedi, in the world.

2007-06-23 10:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Nodality 4 · 2 1

Keep spreading the word. His love will shine through, and there will be a day when He touches those who love Him with his noodly appendage--and the rest will be thrown into the bowl of boiling pasta sauce for all eternity.

2007-06-23 10:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

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