2007-06-23 01:47:47 · 10 answers · asked by GOAUSSIE 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, but you dont know HOW MANY times i heard this joke. Its still good though!
2007-06-23 02:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two said ouch and ducked like cowards, the third was a Marine and walked through it.
2007-06-23 02:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by ppellet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
midget is going right into a bar everynight has a drink then asks who's the bigest , toughest , maximum badass in right here . and each and each evening the bartender factors out a diffrent individual and the midget beats the adult men down . the regulars have been given to gether one nigh and have been given a undergo . locked it interior the mens room and agravated all of it day and stored it in the dark . then waited for the guy to return in for his dink . they advised him the meanest MZF is interior the rest room . the midget went into the room and a noisy crashing went on for quite a couple of minutes . the little guy got here out all battered waddled as much as the bartender and suggested . tell that wussy whilst he includes that his fur coat is interior the toilit .
2016-10-18 11:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walked into a bar....the barman looked at the horse and said "Why the long face?"
2007-06-23 01:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by dazmac1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i told my parents that joke like this:
One, a man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt!
they LTAO
2007-06-23 02:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last was already short, so he didn`t duck :)
2007-06-23 01:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by I♥pix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other one knocked himself out
2007-06-23 03:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because one was goosed.
2007-06-23 01:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third one said "ouch!"
2007-06-23 01:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Montego 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the other jumped
2007-06-23 02:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋