Through newly proposed and about to become widely accepted undiscovered evidence, I have learned that the idea of a Vengefull God(s) was invented during the cavemen days to deal with cave brats. All evidence points to the fact that in a prehistoric society, children were left in care of women and women are vengefull creatures who like to tell stories. So, a semi-scientific conclusion demands to be drawn. God is poor man's babysitter.
2007-06-22 21:06:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what are YOU trying to say Jaycee? Jesus will sue you for stealing His name. It shall be so.
2007-06-23 02:37:28 · update #1
AHHHHAHAHAHA
"women are vengeful creatures who like to tell stories..."
2007-06-22 21:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Along similar lines: A recent unscientific report in the Gnu Scientist appears to suggest that ancient leylines in southern England can be deflected by a bag of mouldy hedgehog droppings. It is hoped that this startling discovery will put an end to the suffering of thousands of gardeners who have had their plants trampled each solstice by Druids on their way to Stone Henge.
I wonder if the two discoveries are related
2007-06-22 21:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
God IS the poor man's babysitter; especially at organizations that need a piece of you to control you, sounds more like voo-doo.
A very insightful staement on the character of mankind. We all know children can be annoying, but they didn't spring up from chicken/egg, or cow pee'ing on a rock.
Original man, came from some where.
Political beasts, although they pay lip service to the cavebeast, er , God, that is going to straighten it all out, had cave parents as well.
Ooops, where did the cave parents come from?
We have to get beyond the chicken/egg.
2007-06-22 21:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by grey smily 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God created ancient Parents
2007-06-22 21:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well let's see ?In history as far as i know,none of the cavemen or women knew there was an ultra being such as God or Satan,all they knew is what they taught themselves,and as far as Religon goes,the Bible is not complete anyway,so now you tell me what to believe. I belong to a group of people of my own choice,although i am Catholic by birth !
2007-06-22 21:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by the-Devil-is-King 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I disagree I think even cafe women could have known God's presance.
2007-06-22 22:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And we witches have the real power which is why the REAL princes in the Tower of London were killed.
2007-06-22 22:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, back in caveman days they were connected to the Earth and worshipped a fertility Goddess..
The God of whom you speak is a recent invention, by religious standards...
The way I practise my religion, the roots go back to the dawn of time itself...
Blessed Be... )O(
2007-06-22 21:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by Bunge 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God acts like he's 4 so I wouldn't let him watch my kids if he blessed me--they might wind up drowned, burned, turned into pillars of salt--you never know with him!
2007-06-22 21:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo Curly, just reading your 'question' my brain curled.
Resounding no-way - Moe way.
2007-06-22 21:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by K in Him 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋