There's a woman who goes to church every Sunday. Her name is Mary. An old woman comes up to her one day and starts talking to her. Somehow Mary managed to introduce herself but the other woman never did.
Three years went by...
The woman still talked to Mary. But Mary realised that she still didn't know the old lady's name. She knew it would be kinda weird to ask her name after THREE years like "By the way, what IS your name?" She told her husband of this.
Mary thought long and hard. She thought maybe if she told the old woman that she was going to invite her to a get together to a restaurant but needed the old woman's name spelled correctly for the invitation card. Who likes their name spelled incorrectly.
Mary tells the old lady: "I can NEVER spell your name, could you please spell it out as I write it, so it is correct on the invitation"
The old lady goes quite bluntly "M-A-R-Y. Mary"
2007-06-22
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