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>>> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous

>>>We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

>>>I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison


>>>Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --- H. L. Mencken

>>>When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

>>>Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

>>>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

>>>I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous

>>>My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous

>>>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off. --Anonymous

2007-06-22 20:41:27 · 5 answers · asked by Sand King 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

great

2007-06-26 19:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

The shopping one will definitely b me when I'm married. These r so funny.

2007-06-24 06:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by angelfire22 3 · 0 0

Great !!!!!!!!!!!


But I like this one best :
" I take my wife everywhere...."


Thank You...



Aaron Moses.

2007-06-22 21:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahhaah

2007-06-24 01:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0 0

that was gr8

2007-06-22 22:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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