>>> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous
>>>We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
>>>I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
>>>Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --- H. L. Mencken
>>>When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
>>>Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>>>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
>>>I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous
>>>My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous
>>>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off. --Anonymous
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