i am in love with my pet chimp and my mom says its an unhealthy relationship!?! what should i do!!!
2007-06-22 20:36:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL, um take him out on a date, give him some bananas I guess
2007-06-22 20:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by mikee5432 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right......
Anyway, if this is a serious question....
Get rid of the chimp. It's a very unhealthy relationship, and if you *shudder* consumate the relationship it is also illegal in most places.
2007-06-23 03:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sure it's fine for you, but what about his reputation? He should be happily swinging through the jungle canopy, chasing females during mating season, and there he is, a prisoner in a bedroom in University Heights, subject to your every perverted whim.
It's tragic. Please consider what you're doing to the wildlife.
2007-06-23 03:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by 2n2222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kiss it maybe it will turn into a prince! jk if ur serious u should either lose the chimp or hang out with other bipeds.
2007-06-23 03:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by javatheblob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two options as I see it
1) Shave it, dress it in clothes and hope for the best.
2) Stop shaving yourself and move to the jungle.
Is your name Jane by chance?
2007-06-23 03:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by hardwoodrods 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! You don't have to shave anymore, he'll like you better hairy!
2007-06-23 03:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by QuantumB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
This truely made my day.
Say that again pleaseeee!
2007-06-23 03:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sara007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i ⥠monkeys!!!
2007-06-23 03:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by Hayley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw him away!you'll get lice!!!NOOOOOOOOOO
2007-06-23 03:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋