well we were eating dinner, [ beans, of course ] and i accedentily farted right in front of her and it looked like she wanted to puke.... any idea on what i should tell her... please help!!
2007-06-22 19:03:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Joke it off, such as "Better out than in" & say "excuse me".
If she gets grossed out by something like that, then heaven help her with any long term relationship. It's not like you should start farting a serenade to her, but at some time every couple is going to fart in front of each other. It's sort of just part of getting comfortable with each other.
At this point it's just better to leave it alone & not bring it up. If she breaks up with you over this, then it sounds like you're better off leaving this girl alone since she seems to want a person who doesn't exist: a guy who never farts.
2007-06-22 19:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't "let one", unless she does.
Girls seldom pick guys because they think the are gross. They hope they are not. A few can tolertate it.
If I let one rip, my wife will try to show me up !
Seems both our kids are cursed with a loose "control unit".
Just apologize, and hope she dumps you so you can find a more "relaxed" girl.
Also, she may have wanted to burst out laughing, but kept from spraying a mouthful of beans all over you. Ask. This may be even funnier the 2nd time.
If you can keep a straight face, apologize with the British term, that you're sorry that you "Broke wind". And go downwind when outside, so you don't walk into it.
2007-06-23 02:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Laurence W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hint number 1 - NEVER eat foods that cause gas before or during a date - hint number 2 - apologize all over the place for not running as far from her as you could, as you are right, it IS natural to pass gas... then find a girlfriend who knows this kind of thing is real in life and will not act like a dang queen perfect.
2007-06-23 02:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by BikerChick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
You should be alright. Girls CAN handle farting. We do it too, you know.
Here's what you tell her: "Whoops, sorry. I farted." If she gets grossed out, she'll deal with it.
If, by any chance, she decided to break up with you because of it.... lets just say that you don't want to be with her in the first place. There are many more fun girls to date,..... ones who can handle alittle farting. Geez.
2007-06-23 02:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by Cassie G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wait til she lets one rip, then you can both have a good laugh. Sooner or later she will, everyone does. Best to make laughter of it.
2007-06-23 02:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At some point you will need to learn that bad manners are bad manners. You can do something about it, and you know it. I wouldn't mention it to her, but for petes sake, next time excuse yourself and go to the bathroom or outside.
2007-06-23 02:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
XD um.. I don't think there is much you can do. just apologize profusely. thats all i can think of...
and well yea its natural(especially with the the beans)
2007-06-23 13:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by cyclone463 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should just apologize 2 her but explain 2 her that youre human and that everybody does it. maybe not in front of other people but EVERYBODY does it. plus, she does it 2.
2007-06-23 02:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apologize for being rude and next time hold it in.
2007-06-23 02:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
carry a pine tree car orinment around your neck and apologize..have some class..
2007-06-23 02:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋