2007-06-22 16:00:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two parents took their son to a nude beach. After a few minutes, Little Johnny came running up to his mother saying, "Mommy! Mommy! I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" She simply replied, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
He went back to playing.
A few minutes later, Little Johnny came running back. "Mommy! Mommy! I saw guys with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" She once again replied, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
He went back to playing.
A few minutes later, Johnny was back. "Mommy! Mommy! I saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw! And the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
^_^
2007-06-22 16:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's "the world's funniest joke":
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
I personally think Gerry'sBaby's joke is good, too.
2007-06-23 02:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by Horatio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A group of three piggies get together for a day out. At breakfast, the first piggie orders a HUGE stack of pncakes, the seond orders a large plate of fruit and the third orders 20 glasses of water nothing else. At lunch the same thing happens. The piggies get stuffed and the third oreders water. On the way home, the two piggies turn to the third and ask why only ordered water all day "Well, one of has to go wee wee wee all the way home!"
2007-06-22 23:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My 10 year old son and I were pulling into our our condo complex with alot of things (groceries etc.) that needed to be brought inside our home. I was doing the mom thing and going ahead with all the instructions on the quickest and easiest way to accomplish this as we were both tired and ready to be done with chores. He didn't have his wallet with him and therefore was holding his money in his hand. When I told him what he needed to carry in the house he informed me that he couldn't do it because he had his hands full with his money! I turned to him and handed him my wallet and said "Put your money in here and your hands will be free". In a blink my son replies "Is this a scam?" I am so blessed to have a smart and funny little boy. He gives me joy and a belly laugh everyday!
2007-06-22 23:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok.
A nun comes screaming and sobbing out of the doctor's consultation room. A nurse calmed the nun down, made her sit and asked the doctor why she was crying.
"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", said the doctor.
"Is she really?", asked the nurse
To that, the doctor said, "No, but it certainly cured her incessant hiccups".
2007-06-22 23:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock: Who's There?
Cargo. Cargo Who?
Car go beep beep.
Courtesy of my kindergartner...
2007-06-22 23:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Common Cents 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a grasshopper goes into a bar and jumos on a bar stool. the bartender comes up to the grasshopper and says, " hey ! we have a drink named after you ! ". the grasshopper replies, " really ? you have a drink named ' steve ' ? ".
2007-06-22 23:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by cke1701@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do u call ten men sitting on eachothers shoulders naked?
A scrotum pole! LOL!
2007-06-22 23:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's brown and sticky? A stick! :-)
2007-06-22 23:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call somebody else's cheese?
Nacho cheese.
2007-06-23 01:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋