Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
2007-06-22 15:49:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha it's a good one...one more joke please :-)
2007-06-22 16:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by barbiescradle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Derick.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-06-22 18:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, not bad.
I still don't understand how she amazingly got the right number though.
2007-06-22 15:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny-thanks for the laugh!! xx
2007-06-22 16:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!!
2007-06-23 02:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that one. hehe
2007-06-22 15:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahah..lol thats funny
2007-06-22 17:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by sw3etcandiex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good god, I thought my kestiones were long winded.
2007-06-22 15:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Ermintrude Rissole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-06-22 21:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahah deadly...i was not expecting that hahah very good
2007-06-22 15:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaLol
nice one
2007-06-22 15:54:13 · answer #11 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋