Jesus is freakin awesome. He can mow a lawn, trim my hedges, pick 3 barrels of grapes and steal new hubcaps for my car in less than an hour. All I had to pay him was a 6 pack of Corona!
2007-06-22 13:51:23 · 13 answers · asked by dooshbag31 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thats great
2007-06-22 13:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not your Jesus! ! Could you share my faith and love in my Jesus? He is totally awesome! He can destroy a lawn, hedges,3 barrels of grapes and your new stolen hubcaps in less than a second. And I didn't have to pay Him anything,except my faith and love.
2007-06-22 21:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every morning, I drive past 23 Jesuses standing on the street corner, waiting for work. I'll bet none of them has a green card.
2007-06-22 20:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and he can do every woman in your family too. Would you like to have me mail you the video or do you just want to watch it on the internet like everybody else?
2007-06-22 20:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO, Jesus is definitely the man, and could you send him over, I need the house rewired.
2007-06-22 20:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by jadeaaustin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proud of your thinking ability--wow
2007-06-22 20:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tecate tastes better.
2007-06-22 20:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by SameTwo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
He available to clean my pool?
2007-06-22 20:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's his home number / email?
2007-06-22 20:53:46 · answer #9 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
{crickets chirping}
2007-06-22 20:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋