Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
2007-06-22 13:51:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great. I laughed out loud.
2007-06-22 14:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by Louie O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An elderly gentleman wanted to go out to play golf, but his eyesight was failing. The pro at the clubhouse said, "No problem! We have a guy here who can see like an eagle. So they went out on the course. The first guy hit the ball, & asked the other guy, "Did you see where it landed?" He said YES! The first guy asked, "Where?" ... The second guy thought for a minute, & said, " I can't remember!"
2007-06-22 21:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a rather lame joke but it made me laugh,thanks for sharing
2007-06-22 21:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pamela andersons vibrator has a hemi in it
when chuck norris does push ups he does not push his weight up but pushes the earth down
2007-06-22 20:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by fair_land_boys 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it was lame but cute and brightend my boring moment.:D
2007-06-22 21:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by Lafytafy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-22 21:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess so since its not all dat funny
2007-06-22 21:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny.Sorry.
2007-06-22 21:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jassierra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! Good one!!!
2007-06-22 21:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it../....
2007-06-22 21:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by I'd Give It Up..Give It All 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋