Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well
during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they
give him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.
The principal agreed so they called Johnny into the office, explained,
then the teacher asked, "Johnny what does a cow have four of, that I
only have two of?"
Johnny replied, "Legs."
The teacher asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I
don't have in my pants?"
Johnny replied, "Pockets."
The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"
Johnny replied. "Rome."
The teacher turned to the principal and asked, "Should we pass him?"
The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong!"
2007-06-22 13:21:42 · 6 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sooo cute....
2007-06-22 14:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by alliperson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-22 20:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I missed them two.
2007-06-22 20:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Que 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh man dat was funny
2007-06-22 20:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha
hehehe
so did I
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2007-06-22 20:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahaha nice one! and it wasnt what i was expecting either. nicee. star!!
2007-06-22 21:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋