Bible stories?

Question

A lady and a guy are sitting next to eachother on the airplane. The lady is reading her bible and the guy sitting next to her asks if she believes in all those silly stories in the bible.

The lady says, "well if it's wrote in this book, then yeah, I believe it to be true".
The guy says, "even that story about that guy being swallowed by a whale".
The lady says, "Yes i believe that story is true".
The guy say, "Then can you explain how he lived in the stomach of a whale for 3 days".
She said, "I'm not sure, but when i die and go to heaven, I'll be sure to ask him".
The guy says, "What if he isn't in heaven".


The lady responds, "then when you die, you ask him".

Star me if you liked the joke.

Answer 1

hahahah that was some quick thinking of her
star i liked it

Answer 2

That was cute. Have a star. I heard this before. But I heard it, it was Gerorge Bush and a little girl. Here's a joke I like.Hope you don't mind if I add one.

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God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

~*~
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice ****! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

Answer 3

Cute. Funny. 8/10.

Answer 4

i heard it b4 but it was with a teacher n a little girl but it is still a funny joke

Answer 5

i've heard it before
but have a star

Answer 6

starreed cute joke!!!!