You can get chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
2007-06-22 12:58:31 · 10 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
2007-06-22 12:59:05 · update #1
Chocolate doesn't mind if you cry around it.
Chocolate can come in any color of your choice.
Chocolate is always pleasing to the tongue.
Chocolate won't get upset if you want it at 3 a.m
2007-06-22 13:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, yet i could could decide for the chocolate cake. distinctly if Wolfie made it! Why do purely about all those food questions pop up whilst i'm waiting for mattress? Now i'm hungry and there is not something good to devour.
2016-11-07 06:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good points! Chocolate rules! Ha Ha!
2007-06-22 13:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate it is more reliable than men
Chocolate is always there for you even when men aren't
2007-06-22 13:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Air-Run2011 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me the chocolate. lol
2007-06-22 13:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah Baby!
2007-06-22 13:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chocolate all over a man..yummy
2007-06-22 13:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for u!
2007-06-22 13:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u siad it gurl, now i want sum chocolate!!!
2007-06-22 13:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and soooo true!!
a star for you!!!
2007-06-22 13:28:19 · answer #10 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋