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i just want to do a joke to a friend on the phone!!

2007-06-22 12:47:32 · 10 answers · asked by super_jozie 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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At my work place i answerd a phone and all I heard was some one laughing, I was walking round for an hour with people laughing at me.
Later I discovered I had a blue ear . some one had put some gunk on the ear peice of the phone. very funny

2007-06-22 13:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

if you are near a pay phone, pick up the thing you talk into and type in *5505. dont forget the star thing. then, hang the phone up. this will cause the phone to ring.

i saw it on a video from metacafe. i haven't been able to try it though. read the text under the video, it tells you more details about how to do it and if the code is different where you live. here is the link

the other link is to a site where you can prank your friends. its you type in a number, then text to display and it calls them.

have fun

2007-06-22 20:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by toshiomagic 3 · 0 0

Call when they are gone and leave this message on the phone:

"Hello. I found a phone on the sidewalk and checked the speed dail so I called to see if you knew who's phone it was. The other names on the speed dail are: Kelly Clarkson, Billie Joe Armstrong, J.K. Rowling, and a few other people. But since you didn't answer I guess I will get rid of it. Goodbye."

~*Lizizzle*~

2007-06-22 19:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by Rydon 3 · 0 0

If your friend is with you, ask him if he would like to hear some good free Polish jokes on the phone. Then tell him to dial PolishQ..

The joke? - there is no Q on the telephone dial.

See how long it takes him to figure it out. Then duck.

2007-06-22 19:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Irishman 3 · 0 0

Whoa do I have some tricks for you

This one can be done,either leave it as a message or
call your friend and say... Good afternoon.It seems that in
an unfortunate turn of events,many schools in your area have served burritoes for lunch yesterday.As a result,all of the schools in your disrict are temporarily closing.[pause]Their nostrils while we try to determine the source of gas leak.You have been identified as the possible source of gas.Pleace report to the neartest flatulence containment center fro decontaminiation imperdietly.Thankyou.

2007-06-22 19:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

call and say you are some girl he likes (if your friend is a guy)
or if it´s a girl, pretend to be another woman who is with the guy she likes

something funny is also, to record a message in your answering machine, as if you were answering the phone, but you could not hear the other person

2007-06-22 19:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by gone 4 · 0 0

go to google and type Arnold swarzenegger sound board. There are plenty of soundclips on there to continue a conversation.Grab a cellphone or phone with speakerphone so you can here your friends responses!

2007-06-22 20:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by John 2 · 0 0

go to bored.com and then look in the FUN section then its like the last one is called free phone calls. you can enter their number and put any number you want them to see on their id. also you can put any message or anything you want and it takes about 2 min and they call and say exactly what you wanted them to its actually a machine. i have got a lot of ppl like that :) lol i hope i helped

2007-06-22 19:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by 805 2 · 0 0

For a (teenage) female friend, I find this one the funniest:
Call when you know that no one is home, and then leave a message on the machine:

Hi this is (insert fake name here) from Planned Parenthood....

2007-06-22 22:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 3 · 0 0

Call as the IRS, real fun!

2007-06-22 19:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by thephoneguy1234 4 · 0 0

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