Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too."
Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
2007-06-22 12:05:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
2007-06-22 12:05:39 · update #1
good one!!!!!!sounds original !i loved it and keep the jokes coming,please!!!!!!!
2007-06-22 14:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lafytafy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chico Marx and Bud Abbott would have loved Sex
2007-06-22 19:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by shazam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-22 20:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is a very funny story. Did you think of it all by yourself? If so, good job!
2007-06-22 19:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by greencoke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 u deserve a star, im still laughing 2!!!
2007-06-22 19:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I imagine life without sex would be very dull :)
2007-06-22 19:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Miki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the names of my two dogs are "Allie Mae " and " Rolly Polly "!
2007-06-23 09:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by mrsalramey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it several times before, but it's still as funny as the last time. Thanks for the good laugh.
2007-06-22 19:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by Veronica D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop complaining, you're the one who named him Sex!!!
2007-06-22 19:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny haha
2007-06-22 19:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋