i just spent £25 yesterday getting its nails clipped...
2007-06-22 11:50:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
You paid £25 to get it's nails clipped! It only costs 15 quid down my way. They saw you coming son.
2007-06-22 12:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lampard's Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Step 1) ... call the taxadermist and have that budgie stuffed, pronto.
Step 2) ... get yourself a large birdcage with a perch.
Step 3) ... nail stuffed budgie to perch in bird cage ... whenever wife asks why he's not moving, tell her he's just sleeping.
Step 4) ... find new wife.
Good luck
2007-06-22 18:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Diddy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make a little parachute for it and throw it out of the top floor window.
Tell her it escaped.
Console her by making love to her.
When the neighbours find it on the ground explain that the parachute didn't open properly.
Make love to her again.
Everyone's a winner - except the budgie of course
2007-06-22 19:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get some glue and attach the budgie to the back of your pants (flat). Run around panicking when she comes home and tell her you don't know where the budgie went.
Poor little budgie though! Hope it was a fast death & hope you didn't fart.
2007-06-23 05:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by immie123 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's anyone doing with a budgie in the first place?
2007-06-22 18:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by twinkle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would tell her it got out the window! You sat on it OMG!! I don't think she will understand that one!! Telling a little white lye as to spare her feelings isn't a bad thing! LOL
2007-06-22 19:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha this made me giggle! your funny...you tickled me you did...i think you should simply erase sitting on the budgie from your memory, you know invent an acute case of senial demensia :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx works a treat :) haha good luck
2007-06-22 19:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by ashlea jayne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
collect all the nails u can...ur birds clippings, clip ur own...get ur mates round, and have a poker/nail clipping evening.....then blame the clipper......"**** me luv...they just went too far this time.!!.." is a possible opening line
2007-06-22 20:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by british_soldier2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say your sorry for smashing it and then offer to buy a new budgie for her.
2007-06-22 18:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you could lie. but i think telling her the truth is the best. then take her out tommorrow and get a new bird or whatever kind of pet she wants. and keep saying how sorry you are and mean it!!
2007-06-22 18:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by john n 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋