When reading this R&S section, God seems to be very occupied with our sex lives.
All day long, every day God is busy keeping track of who sleeps with who, and who was allowed to sleep with who. I'm sure He must get tired of it.
Can't we just help Him a little, by having one sexless day each year? I'm sure it would make Him very happy and relaxed.
Can't we give the Guy a break? (I vote for June 22 as the annual sexless day)
2007-06-22 11:27:05 · 43 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heretic: it's June 23rd where I live, lucky me :)
2007-06-22 11:36:15 · update #1
Sure. One day and one day only. The rest of the year, we should be required to fornicate at least once every 24 hours.
And June 22nd is almost over, so this day works for me. :)
Markyyy -- you're such a cheater!
2007-06-22 11:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
There have been too many sexless days in my life. I am not passing it up it comes my way.
Although, it looks like this year I will be participating in the June 22 festivities, albeit involuntarily.
2007-06-22 11:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Most married men will tell you that there is at least or more days each month without sex.
If you want to make God happy read the links below and follow their advice.
Pastor Art
2007-06-22 11:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure God wishes at times it was only a matter of sex. But it is more to it than that,he is not preoccupied with anything,man is. You have so many holidays, why! not does that matter too him?
What would the world be like if God did take a break? Worse than Louisianan,tsunami,all the world wars put together,more Hitlers than one can count.
2007-06-22 11:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Screw that! Or not.
Wait, you want today to be Sexless Day? Hmmm, I might just be able to do that. But if the boyfriend is feeling randy, I'll just have to give God something to think about.
2007-06-22 11:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm spending all of June 22 at work, so that's not a big deal for me.
2007-06-22 11:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Minh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah as long as we are going through celebate times can we jsut add those days up
lets see I lost my virginity at age 15 so thats 15 years withou sex
so
15 x 365.25 (The .25 is to count for leap years)
that equals 5478.75 daysso I think I am more than set
2007-06-22 11:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God cares about every aspect of our lives. He wants us to be healthy and happy people, so he asks us to do certain things. It isn't because He arbitrary or mean, but because it best for us. I don't understand why almost everyone complains and acts like a bratty child about that. I'm not saying you are, I am speaking in generalities.
2007-06-22 11:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
June 22 works for me...
2007-06-22 11:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had sex in 15 years.
According to what you said, I must be in "most favored nation" status with God by now!
2007-06-22 11:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋