three guys are running from the cops in the woods and are stuck at the edge of a cliff---one of the men finds an old lamp and rubs it and sure enough a genie appears and tells them normally i give one person 3 wishes but since there is 3 of you i will give you each one wish---the men think fast and decide to change into birds and fly away from the police so the genie tells them to run and jump off the cliff and yell out what they want to be changed into and he will make it happen so the 1st guy jumps off and yell out eagle and poof he is a majestic eagle and flys away to safety the 2nd guy jumps and yells out hawk and poof he is changed into a magnifecent red tail hawk and he flies away to safety now the 3rd guy runs up but he trips on a root at the last second and yells out "SHI*"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-22 11:25:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny.. Now let me tell you one..
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Answer. Because he had his dick stuck in the chicken!
Don't report me, just IM me nicely and I'll remove it if you don't like it!
2007-06-22 11:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by savagegrace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Instead end it like this-
... and yells out "Son of a ..."
And is unfortunately apprehended by the cops but was lucky enough to be a German Sheppard and is trained to be the best darn K9 Unit ever.
- Should leave your audience speechless with a feeling like 'wtf was that'.
2007-06-22 11:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by TzaGear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite.
2007-06-22 11:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by dougheyed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny 1 star for you
2007-06-22 11:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is what the 3rd guy turned into
2007-06-22 11:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD Lol...Bad Cops, Bad Cops, watcha gonna do when they come for you...
2007-06-22 11:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2007-06-22 11:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not so dumb its kinda funny
2007-06-22 13:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one :)
2007-06-22 11:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo noo. thats not good for him :P
2007-06-22 11:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋