Who likes jokes? This is a GOOD one... you won't be sorry! :o)?

Question

> One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
> classroom. The teacher was going to explain
> evolution to the children. The teacher asked
> a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
> outside?
>
> TOMMY: Yes.
>
> TE ACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
> outside?
>
> TOMMY: Yes.
>
> TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
> if you can see the sky.
>
> TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
> later) Yes, I saw the sky.
>
> TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
>
> TOMMY: No.
>
> TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
> God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
> doesn't exist.
>
> A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
> boy some questions.
>


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> The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
> the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree
> outside?
>
> TOMMY: Yes.
>
> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
> outside?
>
> TOMMY: Yessssss!
>
> LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
>
> TOMMY: Yessssss!
>
> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
> teacher?
>
> TOMMY: Yes
>
> LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
>
> TOMMY: No
>
> LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
> were taught today in school, she possibly
> may not even have one!
>
> (You Go Girl!)
>
> FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
> II CORINTHIANS 5:7
>
> Don't forget to pass this on! I love this one.
> Everyone should send this to everyone they
> know, especially today with prayer restricted
> in schools.

Answer 1

Nice one! :)

Answer 2

Nice one Anna. Heres another one for you.

Teacher: Well class, what did you do over the weekend?

Little Johnny: I went to church and learned all about how God saved His people from the Egyptian Army by parting the Red Sea. It was a great Miracle teacher. Praise God for the Miracle!

Teacher: Now Johnny, dont you know that Modern Science has shown that the Red Sea was only 1 foot deep at that time in History. So, you can see what this does to your "fairytale" dont you? What do you have to say now?

Little Johnny: PRAISE God for the Miracle. PRAISE Him even more.

Teacher (exasperated): JOHNNY, didnt you hear what I just said about the water? How can you STILL praise God?

Little Johnny: Cause Teacher, that means the the Lord drowned the whole Egyptian Army in just ONE foot of water!
Praise God for the Miracle!!!!

(Moral of the story: When you "think" you've solved one Bible
"problem", that just creates another. lol)


...theBerean

Answer 3

I like it. Here is another. A boy is talking about Johna, and the teacher states He never existed. The boy a little frustrated disagreed with the teacher one again stating Johna was real and was swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said no such nonsense ever happened. the boy submitting to authority said fine, when I get to Heaven I will ask him, and if he is not in Heaven you can ask him.

Answer 4

For the millionth time, prayer is not restricted in schools. The kids can pray all they want to, it just can't be broadcast over the PA system.

And BTW, it wasn't very funny. We've seen it here before in a multitude of ways. Besides, it's unrealistic. A real teacher wouldn't do that to a kid.

Answer 5

Dear Anna,

Thank you for that refreshing breath of fresh air!

Did you hear the comment made by the Russian cosmonaut after his first space trip? He was asked if he saw God out there and he said he looked everywhere but didn't see God anywhere.

For His glory,
JOYfilled

Answer 6

Prayer is not RESTRICTED in schools. the department of education website makes it clear that it is in fact PROTECTED.

the only restriction is that Prayer cannot interfere with classes. or be mandated by a school official. Led/started by a school official. or preformed over school owned public announcement equipment.

and that it cannot be used in a dicscriminatory fashion. or in a manner that is designes and directed to target, or to infringe on the rights of other students.

Answer 7

Gah! Chain glurge!

Answer 8

you have to be careful about insulting non-believers. That will surely get complaints, and set an idea of what a christian is.

I do have one myself, it's quite similar.

An elementary school teacher is teaching the class what whales eat. She says to the class. "Whales eat small fish, because their throats are real tiny."

A student stands up and says "But what about people? In the Bible, Jonah got swalled by a whale!"

"Well..." Responded the teacher "I don't know what they teach you kids in sunday school and all that, but It's impossible. That would never happen."

Confused, the student responds, "Hm... I guess I'll have to ask him that when I get to heaven."

Playing along, the teacher responds, "And what if this Jonah person isn't there?"

"Well, then YOU can ask him!!"

Answer 9

I got this joke in an e-mail like a month ago.
Its funny, the little girl says the teacher doesn't have brain.....I thought it wuz hilarious.

Answer 10

I quite like the joke.

Doubtless some people will find some dubious wisdom in it....

Answer 11

I like jokes! :) but this one is not very funny. Have seen it several times on this site.

My response to this one is usually "We have evidence that people have brains. So we know they are there without having to cut open each person's head to make sure."