laughing at ourself ... inspired by Jill?

Question

THE WIDOW



Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine. She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her.

"Is there anything he needs?" the distraught woman asked, between tears.

The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, "He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."

"I'll send a carton immediately." the woman said joyfully. "But did he say where I should send them?"

"No," replied the Seer somberly. "But he didn't ask for matches."

I believe it is good to laugh at ourself , our religious beliefs , life and death ....
life would be boring if we didnt , don't you agree ?
share one of your own

Answer 1

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.


Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.


now you know why parents drink

Answer 2

I have a religious joke. A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other at the bar of a small cafe having breakfast. The priest was relishing a plate of bacon and eggs, while the rabbi was having a bagel. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Can I ask you something kind of personal?" The rabbi nods and the priest says "Rabbi, I know you keep kosher, but have you ever sneaked a piece of bacon? " The rabbi sighs, hangs his head and says "Yes, I admit that I have when I was a young man, I did just once."

The rabbi then says to the priest, "Father have you ever broken your vow of celibacy". The priest shifts in his seat, looks rather sheepish and says "Yes, I did, just once, when I was a young priest."

The rabbis smiles and says "Beats the hell out of bacon, doesnt it?"

Answer 3

Ok here are a few:

Whats the best thing about Pagan friends?
--They worship the ground you walk on

Whats a witch's favorite snack?
--PAN pizza

What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
--Craft Singles

Whats the difference between New Age and Pagan?
--About $500.00 a weekend

Answer 4

I laugh at myself often. I make all kinds of mistakes and do stupid things, by own definition.

When I didn't laugh at myself, I was so somber and angry and life just wasn't fun. Fortunately, I learned humility and understood why it's important.

Answer 5

I don't got no jokes but yours was funny lol. I rarely take myself seriously though I mean I have Bill and Ted on my avatar for funk's sake!

Answer 6

I never take myself or anything seriously... neither does His Holiness the Dalai Lama or any of the other wise teachers I know of... they are all gentle, full of fun and kind... rather like you are m'dear.

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Answer 7

(not trying to be smart) but i do not see that to be a laughing matter, and i will tell you why the teaches that when a person dies, instantly the soul return to God.the bible also teaches that their is nothing new under the sun, I do not find it funny when someone loose there soul because of wicked devices or deception of a person emotional state of mind. sorry for not laughing. Christ is mediator,that nothing short of devil-worship

Answer 8

LMAO

if you are able to laugh at yourself - you are more likely to solve your problems easily

Answer 9

Thank you for the laugh!

Answer 10

ROFDOL
O M G
my sides hurt now!
that was good