Church Announcements
First of all, the Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid your
tithes last week. With the high price of gas - every little bit
helps.
And he wanted us to mention that if you write a check, please make
sure
that it does not bounce. He said that you are still encouraged to pay
your tithes, and God only wants 10%, but if your check bounces we
gone
take 25%.
The usher board has asked those frequent shouters who routinely pass
out on the altar to please wear clean underwear. Let your praise be
holy, NOT your draws.
Also, if you are one of the people who get tapped on your shoulder
Sunday morning, make sure you pick up your Altoids at the hospitality
desk before entering the sanctuary. Saints, lets not let our breath
hinder our neighbor's praise.
Special Note:
We would like to apologize for those who came
out to the Youth Explosion Conference last night. The youth choir's
remix of Shake that Laffy Taffy was totally unexpected. The youth
director has been reprimanded and will issue a formal apology Sunday
&nb sp;
morning. Also, for those who witnessed Mother Green getting up and
doing the Laffy Taffy dance, and are concerned, she is doing fine.
She
is in Methodist North recovering well.
Saints, don't forget about the Chitlin dinner on Monday. If you
haven't
already placed your order, call the church office. And for those who
are a little skeptical after the last Chitlin dinner, please feel at
ease knowing that Pastor Happy has prayed over the Chitlins and no
one
from the Drug Rehab Ministry was involved in the preparation this
time.
Please Govern Yourselves Accordingly
This is the last announcement:
Pastor has requested that all "dark-skinneded" members sit in the
light
during night service.
Last Wednesday night, he heard voices in the dark and thought they
was
demons.
Kevin
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2007-06-22 10:28:45 · 7 answers · asked by lovesshawnmichelle 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
too long, didnt even read
2007-06-22 10:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this is a stand up routine, for the right crowd it might be funny.
The first part about the price of gas was funny. The part about the youth choir singing Laffy Taffy and Mother Green- pretty funny! :) The Altoid bit is ALMOST funny- it needs a little something else.
The rest is kind of offensive.
IMHO
2007-06-22 17:51:08 · answer #2 · answered by XaXa30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offensive on many levels. Keep your day job.
2007-06-22 17:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats freaking funny as crap can i copy it and sent it to my dad...
2007-06-22 17:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by rebecca j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and cute
2007-06-22 18:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by redneckokiewoman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was cute.
2007-06-22 17:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha...not realli
2007-06-22 17:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by cubs fan<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋