would you open it? Or would you be afraid it was the Land Shark?
(Does anyone remember the Land Shark, might be a better question...)
2007-06-22 09:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by ReeRee 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landshark
2007-06-22 10:04:21 · update #1
Yeah, Id open it...after all, Ive been avoiding paying him for the yard work for like a month now, so I really should pay up... Thanks for the reminder!
2007-06-22 09:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, I'd have to open it BEFORE I knew his name--I have a hard time hearing through the door. There are many guys named Jesus though. Land shark-i have no idea what that is but it sounds scarey.
2007-06-22 17:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by get dent 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gut named Jesus knocks on my door every week
Hes looking to get paid after the mows my lawn
2007-06-22 16:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't do either, I would let him open the door, even if it was locked, and decide whether I was good enough to be in His presence, not the opposite way around.
2007-06-22 17:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Charles E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably. My curiosity would get the better of me if I didn't. But then, I'm not sure I'd invite him into my apartment. I'd talk to him out on the front doorstep or in the public-access foyer.
2007-06-22 16:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus came to my house and kicked the front door open and got thumped on the forehead with a rolling pin.
2007-06-22 16:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mariah 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Damned tricky land shark.
2007-06-22 16:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by meissen97 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I remember the land shark.
I don't open my door to anybody who isn't invited.
2007-06-22 16:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by Emerald Blue 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Again, you would have to open the door to know that their name is Jesus.
2007-06-22 17:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Someone named Jesus did knock on my door the other day.
....He was that little Mexican guy that trims my grandmother's hedges...
2007-06-22 17:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by mizike 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋