What would it take for me to convert you to Kallan-worship and make me your goddess?
2007-06-22 09:36:42 · 49 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I...
*Sobs*
I'M Goddess!
You're Minister of Magic, PR Rep and High Call Girl, remember?! It's mah church! Church of the Thricehood. Ain't no mention of no Kallan in mah church!
*Stomps on your cookies* BAD Kallan. You have been demoted to foot scrubber and lowly call girl. You will have to face the Thricehood Tribunal on Treachery & Treason later this evening. Bring your most shameful puppy-dog face and some Tide with bleach. It's laundry time!
EDIT: And why is Nandina tossing my cookies in your general direction?! *Stomps on Nandina* Mine, wench!
*Eats cookie and smiles softly* Don't f** with me.
2007-06-22 12:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have already built my 300 ft., all natural, pagan friendly shrine to the beautiful, highly intelligent mother goddess Kallan. What else do you want from me?
2007-06-22 12:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll throw a serious answer out there, since you specifically asked for them.
I actually would not worship another human being. I might respect/admire you, but I would not ever actually worship you as a goddess.
Now, if you had superhuman powers on the other hand, we might be able to talk. Even then, I probably wouldn't worship you unless you offered me something (an afterlife, happiness, etc.) and proved that you would make good on your promises.
2007-06-22 09:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, you got me, oh mighty Kallan, I worship you, can I have my damn drink now. Good Goddess, I have been waiting all day!!!!!!!
2007-06-22 10:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Misa Lynne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm already your follower, wise one. I am still awaiting instructions on how to win a Kallan-derful, Kallan-rific afterlife. By the way, please tell me I can marry Halle Berry in the afterlife, and make my current earth wife cool with me having 2 wives.
2007-06-22 09:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by razzthedestroyer 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Great Goddess Kallan, can you protect me from the evildoers who report me for my violations and cause my questions to be removed?(I just had that happen) If it is thy divine pleasure to grant me this, I shall worship you all of my days...not counting cigarette breaks.
2007-06-22 09:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
It would depend on what you looked like and how much money was involved.
It would also require as much water into wine as you could possibly produce. If I'm going to worship someone, I should be out of my right mind.. like many of the worshippers in the world.
2007-06-22 12:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by umwut? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ree Ree: *bows to Kallan and tosses cookies in her general direction*
Since "tossing cookies" can be a euphemism for vomiting, is this a GOOD thing??
2007-06-22 09:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Nandina (Bunny Slipper Goddess) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Kallan, not an Atheist, but you might have some new cult here going :) good luck, hon
2007-06-22 10:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pictures
2007-06-22 09:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋