2007-06-22 09:14:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus, that way if we run out of wine, he can just make more.
And if we run out of bread, we can just eat him. (Hey! it was his idea, not mine!)
2007-06-22 09:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Superman, but for purely selfish reasons. My husband grew up in very bad circumstances. His father was not in his life, and his stepfather was incredibly abusive and cruel. Since he had no good father figure, he adopted Superman's philosophy on life, and live it to that day.
Therefore, I would choose Superman. Plus what do you serve something that has been decomposing for 2000 years?
2007-06-22 09:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by mikalina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. He's skinnier, eats less. You ever SEEN Superman? That dude could eat a house. What do I look like - a money tree?
2007-06-22 11:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My cousin is quadraplegic and thought the world of Christopher Reeve.
For his sake, it would have to be superman. At a table with room for two wheelchairs. He's a good loon.
2007-06-22 09:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus! Everyone already knows superman is real!
Dumb cats! sheesh
2007-06-22 09:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Silent watcher of fools 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superman. Jesus was a con man.
2007-06-22 09:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by Scooby 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Christopher Reeves and Jesus are both dead.
Despite the traditional Egyptian and Roman practices of dining with dead people, it isn't something I would choose to engage in.
2007-06-22 09:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Superman, I'm a DC groupie.
2007-06-22 09:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus.
2007-06-22 09:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by _WhiteRose 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Superman, could take us all to have a real curry in india.
2007-06-22 10:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by futuretopgun101 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superman, because he does the right thing for humanity, and has never demanded that we worship him in return.
2007-06-22 09:17:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋