What would Jesus's P0rn Star name be?

Question

No, I'm not suggesting Jesus should come back as a porno actor.

But there are several differnt methods to dermine one's porn star name, I like the old fashion way of just picking one out. For myself, I'd like to be James Wood.

For JC, idunno? How about Lord Magic Johnson?

Answer 1

The movie title would be Lets Nail Me on the Cross. Then Jesus would say "Be ready to be filled with the Holy Spirit "
And this would be starring Jesus as "J.C. Savior.
His signature move could The crus-a-fuction.

I am SO going to burn for this LOL

Answer 2

Well if Jesus ever DOES come back he should go into porn, because those statues and all that of him are hot. When I go to my sister's church there's a huge Jesus statue and I always pretend like I'm lifting up his loincloth. I want to see what's under there!

I think his name should be Jesus Holmes

Answer 3

Stone Cummings

Answer 4

my mothers maiden call is of polish respectable so its too long...and my very first puppy grow to be a canines named 'snowball'. I do have a buddy that calls me "woman midnite",i think of i'm going to stay with that ;)

Answer 5

Why do half of the answers here have to complain about the supposed evils of pornography? Most people use it, and many couples (even married couples) even use it to help achieve intimacy.

Yeah, some Christians might be surprised that a feminist could have anything but scorn for the idea, but it's generally about consenting couples being erotic on camera. What's wrong with that?


This also highlights the problem many people have with sexuality in general. People get outright offended when someone suggests that Jesus was a sexual being just like everyone else. But if he was a rabbi, he almost certainly had a wife, regardless of what Pauline tradition might say (and Paul was a bit of an anti-sex nutcase).

Answer 6

Stiff Bone Austin.

The ResuErector.

El BJ

Answer 7

Magic Stick

Answer 8

Jesus Chrysler

Answer 9

Dr Feelgood.

Answer 10

Jisem Jesus?