Why can't you just accept that there is a Goddess and she manifests herself throughout the earth and in nature and that evolution is the process by which she does this? I realize that I have more understanding than you.. *cough*choke*sputter*
ok lmao I just couldn't do it.. enjoy the 2 free points.. most creative response gets the 10..lolol
2007-06-22 09:05:38 · 37 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol Mrs. Bear, I'm a female ;)
2007-06-22 09:50:43 · update #1
Interestingly I have found the concept of a Goddess as a symbol becoming more and more compelling as I have been exploring the concept.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
2007-06-22 09:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
I'm a little confused by your suggestion. Because of the fact that you are a firm believer and a servant to The Goddess, why don't you capitalize the words "Her" and "She" when referring to Her. You, sir are a fake!!! You shall not present yourself to Her for She is and always will be the supreme one, the oh merciful Lord! I am ashamed by your insolence and mockery. You will never see Her, for She will smite you and damn you to live forever in Hell with all others of your ignorance. You do not have more understanding than me for I am a loyal servant of The Goddess! I am better than you in all facets and angles. There is only ONE way and that is to follow the almighty Goddess! I am sorry for your soul. Goddess Bless you!
2007-06-22 09:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Bear 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the idea of all religions were copied from Nature.
Believe it or not, but it was Nature that made the universe, galaxies, the stars and planets, life on earth (possibly life on other planets) and the natural order of all things. Mankind just substitutes nature (with real facts) with a religious god figure (with faith).
Simple and to the point.
2007-06-22 09:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kallan, Damn it, Stop trying to scare the ignorant. You know that stupidity likes to breed. We can't have you wiping out the worlds population by telling people the truth.
But I really like that you did this. It will hopefully prove to "some people" how stupid they sound when they are preaching. I am, of course, not naming any names (Christians) because that would be rude and disrespectful (Christians) and I like to promote respect for all(Christians) faiths. That is why I chose to (Christians) follow the path of the Goddess, instead of being mean and rude,(Christians) like some unnamed people that like (Christians) to tell people that they are wrong (Christians) for not believing as they do.
Sorry please excuse my (Christians) Cough.
2007-06-22 10:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Misa Lynne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the Goddess dropped me on my head as a child rendering me incapable of understanding her, which, though there is no logical option but to acknowledge her existance, makes me hate her, so I choose to ignore her and claim I don't believe in her at all.
2007-06-22 09:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm just glad you believe in evolution. Continue using the internet.
Those who don't believe in evolution and think Science is for blasphemers - turn in all your electronics at the door, oh, and the food grown with the help of scientifically researched fertilizers and equipment and go back to your hovel and eat your grubs.
2007-06-22 09:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hello dear!
It's easy!
There are two main ways. The way of the Heroes and that of the gods!
The heroes are fighting for it, they sacrifice themselves!
Apollo entered dancing in Delphi and he was accepted as god!
Well, you can do some kind of dance for me and, who knows? You might be my goddess for a lifetime!
2007-06-22 12:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by SuSaiQi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, Kallan, I am pretty sure that this Goddess you speak of is responsible - at least in part - for the burrying of fosil remains to do the bidding of Satan.
Oh, and She is the one who messed with monkies DNA to be so similar to useven though we didn't come from monkies cuz otherwise y would there still be monkies.
So, yeah, um, she isn't real.
*snork*
It's fun to misspell monkies.
2007-06-22 09:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't she similarly bless Mars? Or is there a stingier goddess living there? If there is, is her name Dejah Thoris and did Edgar Rice Burroughs have a psychic connection to her?
2007-06-22 09:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I accept the Goddess and I am weaving a spell now!
2007-06-22 10:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by repstat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why all of you non-believers visit this site and answer questions, there's only one true god, and her account got deleted a couple days ago (until her return, may her squirrely wrath be felt by all, squeek squeek!). You need to go somewhere else with all that other stuff, this is religion here, not false-religion!
2007-06-22 09:20:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋