On the first day of school,the first grade teacher asks the kids to tell the class what they did during the summer. Before they start, the teacher reminds the kids "You're not in kindergarten, anymore, so don't talk like babies!. Now Billy, what did you do this summer? "
Little Billy says "I went to visit my Pa Pa's farm!."
"Billy didn't I tell you not to talk like a baby? Susie, why don't you tell us what you did."
So Susie says"I rode on a choo choo train!"
The teacher is really upset now at the kids and says "If one more of you talks like a little baby, the whole class will be punished.! Now, Johnny, it's your turn, what did you do during summer vacation and you better not talk like a baby!
"I read a very good book this summer, teacher" replies Johnny
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The teacher smiles and asks him "What was the name of your book, Johnny?"
Johnny smiles proudly and answers "Winnie The S**T"
2007-06-22 08:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by susandiane311 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good ol johnny
2007-06-22 08:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-22 16:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would been funny if i was in 2nd grade
2007-06-22 15:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-06-22 15:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by she's pretty much amazing™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-06-22 17:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by shelthefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-22 15:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-06-22 15:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by omg.emma37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋