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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget".

2007-06-22 08:39:10 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

If people can't take a joke why read them?

2007-06-22 08:48:50 · update #1

thank you to all you who have a sense of humour. XXXXX

2007-06-22 09:09:35 · update #2

40 answers

heehee lol does your hair smell nice haha

2007-06-22 21:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 2 0

Nice one Honey, Some people need a sense of humour implant.

2007-06-22 09:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1 0

Nicely done, it made me smile, For those of you that seem to have had a "short" sense of humour failure, go read the news and leave the jokes to people who like to laugh!!!

2007-06-23 00:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by cgpearman 1 · 2 0

wonderful. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it relatively is the appropriate little gadget I even have viewed in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to sell off on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He pronounced, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She pronounced, "would you like a fork?! we've not have been given the means on yet!"

2016-10-02 23:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by hansmann 3 · 0 0

HE He He You can always rely on your loyal support group Honey. Man some of these people have had a bad week And their cheery dispositions are veRY sOUR..

2007-06-22 15:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1 0

Your usual high (or do I mean low in this joke?) standard Honey. Pity that some people are so politically correct.

2007-06-22 12:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 1 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10
and i agree if u carn't take a joke don't read ,this is a joke page x

2007-06-22 09:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Very funny. Deserves a star.

2007-06-22 08:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1 0

Yes, it's funny... gosh I didn't expect people to answer so mean, it's a joke everyone!!!! Get over it.

Oh, and you get a STAR too! =)

2007-06-22 08:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lmao! It left a bad mental image, but it was worth the laugh. xD

2007-06-24 00:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 1 0

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