Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell... Then all the other bells started to ring
2007-06-22 08:22:06 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can't always please everyone. Thanks for your replies anyway.
2007-06-22 08:30:02 · update #1
As to being somewhat religious I will not comment on this one
but I will quietly and silently... LMFAO ... True Gold
Beautiful Honey
2007-06-22 20:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10 priests are gay? haha
2007-06-26 13:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just finished work (00:30am) and that has cheered me up. There is no better way of ending the working day than with a Honey joke. :-)
2007-06-22 12:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Goise
2007-06-22 13:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by pancakes & hyrup 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!!!that's a damn good one,and no I don't know it.Hahahaha but this is a stupid joke that insults priests everywhere.It's funny but stupid.Nice and not very nice
2007-06-22 08:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsl 10/10 x
2007-06-22 09:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, why are you doing this to me? Can't you at least give me some warning when something like this is coming. I am still laughing. This was great. Hope I don't get cited for my answer. 1 Star please.
2007-06-22 09:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes very good
its worth a star
2007-06-22 08:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha SOOO True
2007-06-25 03:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how sad that the last priest was ordained.
but why did u chose priests u could have chosen someone else!!!!!!
2007-06-22 19:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by chandu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋