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2007-06-22 08:11:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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make a new email adress with your teacher's name in it. then email someone u hate or 1 of your friends and say that's it's that teacher and then say that u need to have a talk with the parents about something. that person would beleive that and start freaking out!! i did that 2 my friend once and it was hilarious!!!

2007-06-22 08:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

The best prank ever has to be the "UPPER DECKER"

This prank will not only take skill, concentration, and stamina...It will also take someone who is really ready to burn someone. It goes as follows.....

To begin, go to a party. You want to be in someone's house who you don't really like. You want to make sure the party is hopping.

Then, try to slip in the bathroom without anyone noticing.

Next, You will take off the top of the toilet (the lid to the tank).

Now you will close the seat (drop the seat and seat cover).

Then, you will stand up on the seat.

You will then drop your britches.

You will then hover the lid-less tank.

Next you will "go number 2"

Then you will wipe. (Remember to place the T.P. in the toilet but don't flush)

You will then put on your pants and put the lid back on the tank.

Wash your hands.

Leave the bathroom and the party.

The owner of the house will not be able to figure out why his toilet stinks so bad (and might have brown water). They will try to figure this out for weeks.

Only a real prankster dare try this.....

Good Luck

2007-06-22 15:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Bristilicious 3 · 0 0

Get a small envelope and have something printed on the outside of it " Caution : Rattle Snake Eggs Enclosed"

Add in Red ink: "Keep from Heat - Hatching of Eggs"

You'll need a bobby pin bent to a V shape.

A Rubber band to stretch across the top of the V shape bobby pin.

In the middle of that rubber band stick a paper clip on it.

Now carefull make several twists, keep twisting the paper clip and the the rubber band till it is tight.

Holding it gently slip it into the envelope and close the flap.


When someone want to see the envelope and reads what is suppose to be in it they usually are careful in opening it .

As they go to open it the rubber band releases spinning the paperclip inside the envelope.

This makes for a loud rattling noise and viberates as well.
Watch them jump thinking that an egg had accidentally hatched.

Makes for a great laugh!

2007-06-22 15:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Chokolates4u 4 · 0 0

Here's the best I heard.

Fill a small plastic food bag with a can of condensed chicken soup, a few pieces of sweetcorn and a few bits of chewed carrot. Twist the opening and seal with an elastic band and put it in your trouser pocket to get to body temperature.

Go to the movies and get a seat on the balcony, front row away from anyone else. Wait until there's a quiet, romantic or sensitive part of the film and slide the bag out of your pocket. Carefully remove the elastic band and place the bag on the edge of the parapet in front of you.

Suddenly shout "Oh my God. No!", make a retching sound and tip the bag up so that the contents splatter on the people below. Run away quickly and make your way downstairs taking a seat at the back. There you can watch the effect on the people halfway down jumping up and down in disgust at the mess that has landed on them that they think is puke.

I can't stop laughing.

2007-06-22 15:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0 0

There's the classic putting a rubber band around the kitchen faucet to hold the sprayer "on" or putting vasaline on the toliet seat. Anything involving water but beware of revenge.

2007-06-22 15:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by heather dawn 3 · 0 0

OK. One good prank is put baking soda in ketchup, it makes it go everywhere! Make sure the person your pulling the prank on likes ketchup!
Also you could poke a whole in the ranch or some other dressing and when someone squeezes it out it'll go everywhere!
ur welcome! Also u could try www.pranks.com.

2007-06-22 15:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by [ blondi ♥ ] 2 · 0 0

A really good one, is put tape or a rubber band around your squirt thing (to keep the knob down) on your kitchen sink, (obviously while water is turned off) and whenever someone turns on the kitchen sink they will get wet- haha

2007-06-22 15:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by boozer 4 · 0 0

put some tooth paste on the toilet seat (you might want to out it on the seat a guy wouldnt use...)
this stings like crazy...ok i havent done it, but i read it somewhere. just do it at night, and in the mourning, listen to the cryes of your victoms. you could do this at school but then you couldnt really hear ppl cry unless u hang around the bathroom...although ppl might think u did it.

2007-06-22 15:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by marshmellows.rulez 3 · 0 0

Take a stick of deoderant and cut the top off. then repace (mold/form) cream cheese to look like deoderant. put it back in cabnet and wait till they use it. He He he..

Aslo one that's really cruel is to make a LOT of clear unflavored gelatin and put it into the toilet and make sure it sets, so don't flush it. when the person goes to the bathroom it won't be able to flush because it's hard like jello and the only way to get it out is to scoop it out. no amount of flushing will get it out, just overflow the toilet.

2007-06-22 15:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by melissa8961 5 · 3 0

Put tape around the hose in the kitchen sink and face it towards where the person would stand. So when they turn on the faucet they get sprayed!!

2007-06-22 15:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Iris 4 · 0 0

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