An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
2007-06-22 08:07:53 · 10 answers · asked by cgpearman 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehe
heres your star
2007-06-22 08:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-06-22 08:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-22 08:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good joke though ive heard it a few times before!
have a star!
2007-06-22 08:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by PokeTheMantie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad,.. wholesome enough,.. made me smile, a bit. 4/10.
2007-06-22 08:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by wildimagination2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-06-22 08:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2007-06-22 08:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-22 08:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok-old but still funny!! xx
2007-06-22 08:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, not bad
2007-06-22 08:29:41 · answer #10 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋