A teenage couple was having sex on the top bunk & the little brother was on the bottom so they decided they should use some code words. Lettuce for faster/harder, tomato for slower/softer. Then the girl shouts out "pull it out, I don't wanna get pregnant!" The little brother hollers "Would you 2 quit making sandwiches, you're getting mayo all over my face!" eew!
2007-06-22 08:06:12 · 12 answers · asked by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg you get a star
hahahahahahahahaha
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2007-06-22 08:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! wow! poor brother, but lucky ya, he would had been a Uncle if those mayo had when into her sister..hahahaha..
Thks!
2007-06-23 14:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am laughing like a fool hilarious
2007-06-22 08:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just disgusting. LOL
2007-06-22 08:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh Bigmamma. Unlike some of the HATERS posted here, I've never heard it and thought it was funny. Thanks for sharing.
2007-06-22 10:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by sammie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!!
2007-06-22 08:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww and gross. Funny!
2007-06-22 08:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has GOT to be the funniest joke i've ever heard!!!!! ******STAR******
2007-06-22 08:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Starryeyed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD IT A LOT BETTER BEFORE YOU MISSED A BIG PART OF IT...SORRY!! BUT IT STILL A GOOD JOKE
2007-06-22 08:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
eew.
2007-06-22 08:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋