Non-Hindus: How do you fill the Vishnu-shaped hole in your heart?

Question

eh?

Answer 1

I use a stuffed Ganesha doll. It's a tight fit, but I can kind of cram him in there. I had to use Ganesha because an elephant with both tusks just won't fit.

Answer 2

I guess I could relate well to atheist Hindus like the Astika and Nastika types. They reject the concepts of a creator god and the divine inspiration of sacred texts. To be fair, though, some Christians do view Vishnu as another manifestation of their God, but this is not a majority view. Anyone else that accepts the Christian God without regard to other gods from other religions has made a huge decision without much research. I think you should at least study the gods and goddesses before rejecting them as idols.

Answer 3

Vishnu-shaped hole in my heart? Does it exist? My doctor haven't told me that. Fill with my blood I suppose.

Answer 4

I don't have a Vishnu shaped hole in my heart. I don't believe in Vishnu either.

Answer 5

Pancake mix.


I'm having Vishnu-shaped pancakes for dinner tonight.


Next week on Iron Chef Monica: Yahweh-shaped Rice Krispie Treats.

Answer 6

You have not understood the etymology and ontology of the word VISHNU---Vishnu="Anthar Bahischitha sarva Vyaaptham (Vaasyam)Naaraayanam Vishnuhu.The ONE god who is filled inside and outside you and who shows the path of Life to you is Vishnu--This applies to any god -you name any god it applies to HIM.Vishnu is not Hindu god alone.

Answer 7

I'm named after a Hindu goddess . . . does that count?

I don't mean there's a Hindu goddess named The Gritty Grit Grit. I mean my real name . . . which I'm not sharing. You'll just have to believe me.

Answer 8

Spackle.

Answer 9

With whatever silhouette will fit!

Answer 10

with Pavaarti