2007-06-22 05:44:46 · 10 answers · asked by HawaiianBrian 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
in no particular order
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs"
"Darwin Loves You"
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike"
"God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project."
"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse"
2007-06-22 06:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Ewige Blumenkraft und ewige Schlangenkraft!
2) Sorry for any inconvenience (God's last message)
3) Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
4) Imposition of order = escalation of disorder
5) “The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer.
2007-06-22 12:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. When religion ruled the world, they called it THE DARK AGES.
2. Man needs religion like fish need bicycles.
3. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
4. The next moron who asks "why are there still monkeys?" is going to get poo flung at them.
5. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
2007-06-22 12:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. "I hate quotations" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
3. "It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton
4. "The Dude abides" - The Dude
5. "RUN AWAY!!!" - King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.
2007-06-22 12:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid people have a wider selection of friends
The key to success did not fit the lock
I'm the cure for your blonde addiction
Half the people you know are below average
So .....what's the speed of dark?
2007-06-22 12:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite t-shirt says: www.*******.com
Seriously! =0)
2007-06-22 12:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God Is Dead
Atheist
Thats the two I currently own. Always looking for more.
2007-06-22 15:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case."
2007-06-22 12:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"results made in the past do not garantee results for the futur"
2007-06-22 12:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by gjmb1960 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please learn wisdom, altruism and compassion. How you do it is up to you, and leave me to my path.
_()_
2007-06-22 12:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋