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Same thing he always does- making sure EVERYONE is paying attention when he drops the soap.

2007-06-22 04:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 7

Paris Hilton does her best to incite media

2007-06-22 05:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by larissa 6 · 0 0

It's the best place for Him to be! Remember, Jesus said, "I came no to save the RIGHTEOUS (for they don't NEED saving) but the LOST!" I know the old saying goes, "Prayer is the last refuge of the scoundrel", but I also know that the Scripture says we are to seek our salvation by "working it out" (praying and being obedient to God's Word) with "fear and trembling" (humility and respect). What better place to find God than in your lowest moments! How ironic it is though that so many of us have to sink so low to see things so clearly!

2007-06-22 06:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0 0

If you check out the Bible, you'll find that Jesus came to save sinners, I'm guessing there are a few of them in jail, and bars and on Yahoo answers.

2007-06-22 04:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kathi 6 · 5 1

i think jesus found her to save her from eternal suffering and turn her around she is a pretty girl im personally a fan of her she could be one of the good girls she just has to try if only people could really understand her

2007-06-22 15:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Un-Happy Gilmore 4 · 0 0

I'm sure if Jesus came back, he'd be working the jails where folks need him most.

2007-06-22 04:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I think what she found was actually a nice Mexican gentleman by the name of Jesus (pronounced hey-zeus)... I'm not quite sure what he was in for. She's a bit confused.

2007-06-22 04:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Probably will be asking each one of us who is without sin to throw the first insult to Paris. Then will make her his new disciple.

2007-06-22 04:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 2 1

Jesus is everywhere... but i seriously doubt someone of Paris's stature is able find religion other than prada or reality tv

2007-06-22 04:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Paul W 1 · 1 2

Funny how it took her going to jail to find God. So that means it was impossible for the spoiled rotten brat to find him in her huge mansion.

2007-06-22 04:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 0 1

Are you kidding? You must have seen those videos... maybe Jesus has an internet connection now too.

2007-06-22 04:26:52 · answer #11 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1 1

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