Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's
bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes
some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ............
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-***
grill
for one little weenie?
2007-06-22 04:07:17 · 7 answers · asked by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha I lke it Rach!!! I wish I could give you 2 stars!!! have a great friday sweetie!
2007-06-22 05:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you can't have a star.
Do you think I'm made of stars, or something?
Have you got any idea how much stars cost these days?
Phew - when I was a kid we were lucky to get a circle, let alone a star.
Flippin' kids.
Here am I - fingers to the bone . . . . . . and what do I get asked for . . . . ?
Ask yer father when he gets home.
He'll give you what's for.
A star indeed!
2007-06-22 11:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Star from me!
2007-06-22 13:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by ricrossfireclub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehhehhehehhehe
hahahahahhhahahaha
you have to get a star for that
2007-06-22 13:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that's a good one. Have a star!
2007-06-22 11:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by Grilled cheese lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that good for star
2007-06-22 11:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!
2007-06-22 11:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by kat k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋