A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll
have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen
the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful
breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a
hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
2007-06-22 03:24:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, leaves you with some imagination as to what happens to the poor guy getting the shave.
2007-06-22 03:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-06-22 03:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh golly! The cowboy better make it sound like a joke, if not ....more than his beard will be shaved off.
:)
2007-06-26 01:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-01 11:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sharp one, that, with a cutting edge! A joke with a polish, too!
2007-06-22 03:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-06-22 03:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bryan O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-06-22 03:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sara P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BURN! heres your * enjoy! Best answer? I want to give u more, but i cant, sry!
2007-06-22 03:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it! and you like it too because i gave you a star. so we BOTH win. Cool.
2007-06-22 03:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by callyflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-06-22 04:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋