One of them was the pilot (of course), a young teenager, the President of the United States, the President of India, and the President of Africa.
So they are all carrying on their normal business when all of a sudden the plane starts going down. The pilot yells, "we only got three parachutes, you guys take them."
So, the President of Africa grabs his pack and jumps out, opening his shoot in the process.
Next, the President of India grabs his pack and jumps out, opening his shoot.
Finally the President of the US grabs his pack, and jumps out.
The teenage boy starts laughing, so the pilot says "What are you laughing at?" He says, the President just grabbed my backpack.
2007-06-22 03:19:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
clever boy
2007-06-26 02:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here's a good "president out the airplane" joke. now, i know that windows on airplanes don't open but bare with me
Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and George Bush are on a plane. After some silence, Abe opens the window and brags: "I'm making one person happy!" and he tosses out a penny. Then Jefferson says: "Ha! I'm making 5 people Happier" as he tosses out a nickel. Then Washington says: "Well I'm making 25 people Happier! Top that!!!!" and he throws out a quarter. Then Bush says: "Well I'm makin' the whole world happier!!!" and throws himself out the window.
2007-06-22 10:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Blue Monday 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
clever boy
2007-06-22 11:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao...
i can't imagine what his face looked like after he opened the "parachute"...
lol...
poor guy
2007-06-22 10:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it too.. can someone explain to me?
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now I understood hahahaha
2007-06-22 10:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Harry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn! so not funny... you missed out half the joke....
oh and Africa is a continent...!!!!
2007-06-22 10:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh poor poor president =(
2007-06-22 10:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being selfish can cause you your life.
:)
2007-06-26 08:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vary vary vary vary funny. it funnyer the 29th time
2007-06-22 10:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2007-06-22 10:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋