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A man boards a plane in New York to fly to California. He finds himself next to an attractive and elegant woman who is busy reading a large document. He decides to strike up conversation.

"Hi" he says. "That file should keep you busy for a while".

She smiles and replies "Yes, I'm an anthropologist and this is my Master's thesis on the sexual behaviour of American men".

He looks impressed and asks her what she's learned.

"Well", she replies "I've learned that the men with most stamina are native Americans, those with the best technique are Jewish and those with the largest genitalia are from the Deep South".

She looks at him and says "I really should have introduced myself before talking about a subject like that. I'm Doctor Charlotte Malone of Berkeley University."

He smiles as he replies "My name is Tonto Greenbaum, but all my family call me Bubba".

2007-06-22 03:12:01 · 23 answers · asked by nickv2304 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

lmao babe your brill ! ill definately blow you a kiss thanks for the laugh keep em coming ! mwah ;0) x

2007-06-24 10:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-09-28 07:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

oooooh, you mean tonto is native, greenbaum is jewish, and bubba is fromthe south, i get it, hahahahaha, kinda

2007-06-22 03:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Nice.

2007-06-22 03:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love it hun keep em coming!! x x

2007-06-22 04:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0 0

funny one have a star

2007-06-22 03:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by George G 5 · 0 0

Yeah.......Not that funny, a little humorous, but not to get a chuckle out.

2007-06-22 03:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by BarrelGirl 3 · 1 1

good one and buba is frome forst gump

2007-06-22 03:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

that was good I'm gonna use that one some time

2007-06-22 03:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 1 0

nice jk

2007-06-22 03:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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