A man boards a plane in New York to fly to California. He finds himself next to an attractive and elegant woman who is busy reading a large document. He decides to strike up conversation.
"Hi" he says. "That file should keep you busy for a while".
She smiles and replies "Yes, I'm an anthropologist and this is my Master's thesis on the sexual behaviour of American men".
He looks impressed and asks her what she's learned.
"Well", she replies "I've learned that the men with most stamina are native Americans, those with the best technique are Jewish and those with the largest genitalia are from the Deep South".
She looks at him and says "I really should have introduced myself before talking about a subject like that. I'm Doctor Charlotte Malone of Berkeley University."
He smiles as he replies "My name is Tonto Greenbaum, but all my family call me Bubba".
2007-06-22
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