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SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW:
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia .

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. But we pride ourselves on being a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?

Answer: A Funeral Home
Who said morticians had no sense of humor

2007-06-22 02:59:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

haha that was really good.

2007-06-26 02:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

Way to go! I'm gonna see if several Funeral Homes, around here. Will consider a sing like that!

2007-06-22 03:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 0 0

Interesting thought - still kinda creepy though. I've had to attend too many funerals this year - and none were non- Americans.

2007-06-22 04:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0 0

love American Pride !! A star (would give 50 if it was allowed

2007-06-22 03:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by George G 5 · 0 0

Yep. He grew to become into attractive. observed him at Wal-Mart in motor vehicle. He had a good T and tight denims. He grew to become into 30 something. perhaps closer to 40. He had some clueless Twinkie with him around 20. constructive chest. And he grew to become into short. i like them short and stocky or muscular in simple terms like he grew to become into. He grew to become into smart. i like them smart too. smart and delightful.

2016-11-07 05:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heard that one before but it sure is a good one!

Love waits, Pandora

2007-06-22 03:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Pandora R 5 · 0 0

Good! (evryone has need for that business at the end!)

2007-06-22 03:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0 0

I loved that one!! keep them comin lol! three thumbs up and a star

2007-06-22 03:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 1 0

lmaf, that was hilarious....now instead of wasting my time with you riddles why don't you give me some real questions!!

2007-06-22 07:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

now this is a good one

2007-06-22 03:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha! Right On!
:)

2007-06-26 01:43:20 · answer #11 · answered by Kay 5 · 1 0

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