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How do u teach a blonde maths? add a bed subtract her knickers divide her legs enter your square root leave your solution and hope she doesnt multiply!........................

Rocky the rooster woz the biggest,meanest rooster ever,he spent his time beatin the crap out of all the animals on the farm,one day he picked on the farm yard cat, unfortunately the cat beat the crap out of him. The moral of the story is.... no matter how big the c0ck is, the pu55y can always take it!..............................

2007-06-22 02:47:57 · 15 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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So freaking Hillarious Here is a star. I especially like the first one!

2007-06-22 02:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0 0

I like the second one best, since I'm a chicken and cat fancier.

+1 * 4 U

2007-06-22 02:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. this is one for you: Little Johnny first day in school and the instructor say "who can count selection" Little Johnny says " i will" instructor says i guess you cant. tell me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says stable now what comes after six little Johnny says seven instructors say very very stable yet i guess you dont be attentive to what comes after ten little Johnny says of direction i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace

2016-09-28 07:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny!

2007-06-22 02:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Naughty naughty!!
I like the first one best!!

2007-06-22 02:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0 0

my friend is blonde, and that is just about the worst joke i have ever heard. not all blondes are slappers. some of them have degrees, are married and are probably a damn lot smarter than you.

x x x x everyone sucks but blondes x x x x

2007-06-22 02:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

hahaha very funny have a star!

2007-06-22 02:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

highly humorous

2007-06-22 03:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How rude! lol

2007-06-22 02:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What if it is a wild ****?

2007-06-22 03:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

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