...penguin, would you still believe in God? Even though that would mean that you couldn't go to Heaven, what with being an animal and all.
2007-06-22 02:40:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm typing with my beak, but it's a real bit*h, let me tell you.
2007-06-22 02:44:47 · update #1
I'm an atheist too by the way, this question was directed towards religious people and was more of a joke really. But a joke with some thought attached.
2007-06-22 02:46:01 · update #2
Sorry for breaking the news to you brummie, but don't worry, heaven doesn't exist for humans either, so you've nothing to worry about. LOL!
2007-06-22 02:48:32 · update #3
Dogs are different dirtbagsimon, becuase god sent them "snigger", but satan sent penguins. I mean, how do penguins even have sex? It'd be like trying to balance two milkbottles on one another.
2007-06-22 02:52:03 · update #4
i don't belive in god, and i certainly don't belive in penguins.
2007-06-22 03:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by skittlesjunkie93 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were a penguin by morning, with the same conscieness I have now, I'd be pissed. It would be unfair and I'd find a zoo and make fun of the people walking by with my suited friends. But penguins do have sex. Note sources.
2007-06-22 21:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by bite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting you should say that. Did you know that a dog called Guinford was canonised (made a saint) in the medievil times. A baby died in its cot and the father thought the dog did it so he kiloled the dog. Then he realised it wasnt the dogs fault and then some stuff happened innvolving visions and dogs that spoke to shephards on a hill. Dog saves village from evil hoard and gets canonised.
The point of all this is to say that if a dog can become a saint, then you can probably go 2 heaven as well.
2007-06-22 02:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by dirtbagsimon 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As a penguin, I would have no self awareness, I wouldn't even know I was a penguin. The only thing that I'd be aware of would be my natural instincts.
And all animals praise God in their actions!
2007-06-22 02:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Christian in Kuwait 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if I woke as a penguin the only thing i'd be thinking of is where the next fish is coming from - so heaven wouldn't really enter the equation.. why has this happened to you? - are you typing with your flippers??? (or beak?)
2007-06-22 02:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about penguins but all good dogs go to heaven
2007-06-22 02:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I woke up a penguin, I would think I'd been drugged, but I do love fish, so I guess it might not be so bad! Who told you that animals don't have souls? God has a place for us all!!!
2007-06-22 02:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by zen 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do you think as a penguin i would know whet God and so on was ?
2007-06-22 09:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to believe in God in the first place in order to answer your question.By the way I'm a mole, burrowing my way through these questions and answers.
2007-06-22 06:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Penelope 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What really? Animals don't go to heaven? I always thought that they did. Why don't they? I cant believe this, why didn't anyone tell me? So what happens to all those pets that get buried?
2007-06-22 02:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by brummie73s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont believe in god anyway!why a penguin???
2007-06-22 02:42:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋