A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
2007-06-22 02:40:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....
2007-06-22 02:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a pharmacy (drugstore) and says:
“I’d like to buy 50 condoms”
Behind him – 2 girls start giggling.
He turns to them, looks at them for a second and then turns back to the pharmacist and replies:
“52!”.
From advertising:
For thrill-seekers and risk-amateurs – Try the new condoms Fifty-Fifty! Buy 5 and you receive a pram for free!
Whenever a guy goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms, he doesn’t forget to ask the pharmacist:
“OK, but do you have a room where I can try them on, I just don’t know if it’s my size - ain't this a good one?
2007-06-22 03:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! The kid was so shocked that he wee-ed in aisle 4?
:)
2007-06-26 01:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke like 7 times in the last few days. try more origanality
2016-04-01 11:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty freakin funny. Here's A Star!!!!!!!!1
2007-06-22 02:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by catluvr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!! Gotta remember that one.
2007-06-22 02:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Nellie Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep young teens can't control themselves. star for u.
2007-06-22 02:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That's funny!
2007-06-22 02:51:35 · answer #8 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A OK LOVED IT
2007-06-22 03:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so did he explode or sometin
2007-06-22 02:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by msrandom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wannnnn wannnnnnnnnnnn wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn =| *throws a tomato at you*
2007-06-22 02:45:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋