jane was becoming frustrated with her husband insistance to only have sex in the dark hoping to free her husband from his inhabitions during a passionate evening she flipped on the light only to discover a cucumber in his hand
"is this what youve been using on me for the last ten years" she asks
"You impotent barsteward!!"
"speaking of sneaky" he interupted
"maybe youd like to explain our two kids"
2007-06-22 02:32:13 · 10 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was funnier when I told it yesterday...no star for you
2007-06-22 02:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-17 09:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-22 02:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you messed up the last line.....the husband replies "i can explain the cucumber if you explain the kids"
2007-06-22 03:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny a star earner
2007-06-22 02:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still pretty funny today though...
2007-06-22 02:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-22 03:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
VERY FUNNY i like it
2007-06-22 02:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... heard it but it still made me chuckle
xxx
2007-06-22 03:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha... shldn't trust anything and anyone!!
2007-06-22 02:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋